damn it's late, but i was just lying in bed listening to "the 99p challenge" and i just had to get up and type up some of the prequels for y'all.

we've all seen films... i've seen two. sue: "so point your pun gun and let it fly"

- capricorn nil (capricorn one)
- conceived on the 4th of october (born on the 4th of july)
- gums (teeth)
- apocalypse soon (apocalypse now)
- schindler's to do list (schindler's list) "number 1 - make list"
- how the hell are we going to go across the river kwai (the bridge on the river kwai)
- lawrence of heathrow (lawrence of arabia)
- pubic cassidy and the sundance boy (butch cassidy and the sundance kid)
- 3.13 "which is the very dull prequel to (pi)"
- honey, the kids, they are normal sizes (honey, i shrunk the kids)
- the second in line to the throne and i (the king and i)
- fiddler in the lift (fiddler on the roof)
- four engagements and a christening (four weddings and a funeral) hugh baby!
- the italian application form (the italian job)
- the fifth sense (the sixth sense) "a film about a boy who could see... all the time"
- pre-menstrual "which is the prequel to (the blob)"
- still here with the wind (gone with the wind)

and finally...

- when will those lambs quiet down a bit (the silence of the lambs)

i think it's funnier if you hear it live. the rest of the show is quite hilarious as well. enjoy.