i woke up having a dream about my ex-girlfriend, helsinki. needless to say, i woke up in a pretty foul mood.

the dream wasn't completely lucid to me now, but from what i can gather from the memory of the dream, we were having thanksgiving dinner with her new boyfriend and his family. weird, eh? i know you're probably saying to yourself, what the fuck were you doing there?

like i'd have a better answer for you? come on now.

so we were all having dinner, and then suddenly everyone cleared out, except for sinki and i. i looked at her and she looked at me, and next thing i knew, we were making out.

MAKING OUT!!! at her new boyfriend's house; with him and his parents in the next room. talk about your dining room decorum. she paused, gently pushed me away, and in her usual condescending manner said, "i don't think we should do this, fran." to which, i replied, "i don't think you want to stop. i think you still love me, and want me back." like the typical guy, i'd say anything to get laid.

that's when i woke up and decided to make some fucked-up hot, spicy wings for tomorrow's bbq at mark's.