i'll be there for you

i saw chandler bing today.

okay, not chandler bing, but matt perry.

corner of wilshire and bundy. he was driving his black bmw 760li whilst smoking a fag.

i was in a uhaul truck with chris, on wilshire, making a left onto bundy. while waiting at the light, i was looking around and saw him in the lane to the right of us.

yeah, i did a double take. and yeah, i got a little excited. not cream in my pants excited. but like, seeing-FUCKING-chandler-bing-in-real-life kinda excited.

so i turned to chris and said, "shit, it's chandler bing! it's fucking matt perry." seconds later, after straining his neck to check the side mirrors, chris confirmed it.

i can't believe it. chandler-FUCKING-bing.

so i turned to look at him again. this time he was fixing his hair. oh, it wasn't the fat matt, it was the healthy-looking and tan matt. the i'd-just-earned-20+ million-dollars-this-past-year, what-the-fuck-did-you-do? looking matt.

i turned back to chris and we couldn't believe it. if i only had a camera phone. if i'd only brought my digital camera. if i'd only, if i'd only, if i'd only... fucking bitch.

so i turned to look at him again, and this time our eyes met. yeah, that was pretty gay, but they did. and he gave me the head nod and smile. sure, he's probably done that many times previous, but this one was for me.

let me reiterate. take a deep breath. MATT PERRY--the guy who plays chandler bing on friends, the show that i watched almost religiously since its beginning--GAVE ME A FREAKING HEAD NOD AND SMILE.

and what did i do?

i gave him the head nod and smile right back.

this definitely beats seeing sipowicz at hop li's.