what's the big "fucking" joke?
there's this article on yahoo today that reported how british tourists are going to the small town of fucking, austria and stealing its signs. yep, that's right. FUCKING, AUSTRIA.
said one officer of the town: "It may be very amusing for you British, but F---ing is simply F---ing to us. What is this big F---ing joke? It is puerile."
said a local guide: "The Germans all want to see the Mozart house in Salzburg... Every American seems to care only about 'The Sound of Music' (the 1965 film shot around Salzburg). The occasional Japanese wants to see Hitler's birthplace in Braunau... But for the British, it's all about F---ing."
said a guesthouse boss: "Just this morning I had to tell an English lady who stopped by that there were no F---ing postcards."
some of you are probably asking your-selves, where is fucking, austria. well, it's in europe, stupid. haw, haw, haw!
seriously, it's northwest of salzburg, in upper austria. there's your geography lesson for today.
said one officer of the town: "It may be very amusing for you British, but F---ing is simply F---ing to us. What is this big F---ing joke? It is puerile."
said a local guide: "The Germans all want to see the Mozart house in Salzburg... Every American seems to care only about 'The Sound of Music' (the 1965 film shot around Salzburg). The occasional Japanese wants to see Hitler's birthplace in Braunau... But for the British, it's all about F---ing."
said a guesthouse boss: "Just this morning I had to tell an English lady who stopped by that there were no F---ing postcards."
some of you are probably asking your-selves, where is fucking, austria. well, it's in europe, stupid. haw, haw, haw!seriously, it's northwest of salzburg, in upper austria. there's your geography lesson for today.
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