*squirt*... you're dead
i was reading an latimes article on this new game called streetwars: killers and basically the premise of the game is that you're a hitman and your objective is to hunt down your target and squirt them with water. once you do that, you get your target's objective, so on and so forth until you are your own target. at this point, you win a pot of about $500.
so the game started in la today with about 200 players. you can not hunt people down at their work or at a bar, which makes good sense. it kinda reminds me of playing survivor shot back in high school. basically, we divide into two teams of about five or six players. we run around a poorly lit school campus (mostly we played up in monterey hills and sometimes at the high school) and hunt down people from the other team. we wear these head gears with a small motor and infrared sensor attached. when someone (and this could be anyone... ever heard of friendly fire?) hits your sensor with their gun, the small motor activates and pushes a small little button into the side of your head.
i have to say that getting shot without any warning is by far, the freakiest thing ever. all of a sudden, this little button starts jamming itself into your head. i remember jay used to sniper all day and it was fucking scary. it was probably at that point when i knew that i wouldn't make much of a soldier because i would probably piss in my pants pretty hard if i ever get into live combat.
which reminds me of the movie, saving private ryan. damn, it's been eight years since that movie came out? wow, i didn't even realize it's been so long. anyway, remember that stupid translator/soldier character guy? the actor who was in spanking the monkey? anyway, i remember watching the movie for the first time and hating, just hating, him for not doing anything when adam goldberg's character was being slowly stabbed to death by that big german soldier. god, i really couldn't stand it. i wanted to scream at him, "don't just fucking stand there you stupid assfuck. kill the kraut!" frustrating.
another movie that frustrated me in a similar manner: the chronicles of narnia. oh god, that little girl was fucking retarded and the younger son, whatever his stupid name is, runs off to the white witch like a little fucking benny arnold. *sigh* so annoying.
common sense people, common sense.
one question: is it really necessary to cosmetically change your twat?
a sampling if you will: Across the country, post-pubescent and peri-menopausal women alike are having their vaginas tightened, their mons pubis liposuctioned, their labial folds nipped and their clitoral hoods tucked. Most are seeking to restore what plastic surgeons are calling "a more youthful look" to this long-secreted corner of the female anatomy and often to improve their sex lives in the process. (In some cases, women with few pretensions to virginity are surprising their partners by having their hymens surgically restored.)
uh... okay. *scratching head*
btw, this is my 300th post on rectal. time to celebrate.
so the game started in la today with about 200 players. you can not hunt people down at their work or at a bar, which makes good sense. it kinda reminds me of playing survivor shot back in high school. basically, we divide into two teams of about five or six players. we run around a poorly lit school campus (mostly we played up in monterey hills and sometimes at the high school) and hunt down people from the other team. we wear these head gears with a small motor and infrared sensor attached. when someone (and this could be anyone... ever heard of friendly fire?) hits your sensor with their gun, the small motor activates and pushes a small little button into the side of your head.
i have to say that getting shot without any warning is by far, the freakiest thing ever. all of a sudden, this little button starts jamming itself into your head. i remember jay used to sniper all day and it was fucking scary. it was probably at that point when i knew that i wouldn't make much of a soldier because i would probably piss in my pants pretty hard if i ever get into live combat.
which reminds me of the movie, saving private ryan. damn, it's been eight years since that movie came out? wow, i didn't even realize it's been so long. anyway, remember that stupid translator/soldier character guy? the actor who was in spanking the monkey? anyway, i remember watching the movie for the first time and hating, just hating, him for not doing anything when adam goldberg's character was being slowly stabbed to death by that big german soldier. god, i really couldn't stand it. i wanted to scream at him, "don't just fucking stand there you stupid assfuck. kill the kraut!" frustrating.
another movie that frustrated me in a similar manner: the chronicles of narnia. oh god, that little girl was fucking retarded and the younger son, whatever his stupid name is, runs off to the white witch like a little fucking benny arnold. *sigh* so annoying.
common sense people, common sense.
one question: is it really necessary to cosmetically change your twat?
a sampling if you will: Across the country, post-pubescent and peri-menopausal women alike are having their vaginas tightened, their mons pubis liposuctioned, their labial folds nipped and their clitoral hoods tucked. Most are seeking to restore what plastic surgeons are calling "a more youthful look" to this long-secreted corner of the female anatomy and often to improve their sex lives in the process. (In some cases, women with few pretensions to virginity are surprising their partners by having their hymens surgically restored.)
uh... okay. *scratching head*
btw, this is my 300th post on rectal. time to celebrate.
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