Monday, March 24, 2003

i happened to have catch some of the miss USA fear factor. a very bad idea. a very bad idea, indeed.

i normally don't watch anything that has anything to do with beauty pageants. reason? it's similar to my philosophy regarding strip clubs: why bother teasing yourself with beautiful women that you'll never get a chance to know or meeting or anything else for that matter. it's best to leave it alone.

anyway, i was sucked into watching the beginning of the miss USA pageant and i noticed several things.

there are some pretty questionable women posing as the most beautiful one from there state. with the exception, however, of miss colorado, miss hawaii, miss indiana, miss michigan, miss minnesota, miss north carolina (yeah, yeah. i know what you're thinking. but she's hot though. seriously), miss tennessee, and miss texas.

but my favorite, and why i'm still watching this crap, is miss louisana. she is damn cute and not to mention that famous southern charm (but mostly probably because she has a southern accent). and as an added bonus, she won the miss america fear factor and donated $25K to the american cancer society. yay!

it bothered me that during the introduction, all the girls had to say "[name], [age], miss [state], USA!" why do they need to say, "blah, blah, blah, USA?" like i needed to be reminded that these are the states that make up this great country of ours. i understand the need to be patriotic at a time like this, but still, it irked me a little.

couldn't we find a better looking miss california? not offense to the one we have, but come on. i thought that 99% of all hot women in the US either live or move to california. speaking of which, when is miss louisana moving out here?

can billy bush get any more exposure on nbc at this moment? seriously, first there's access hollywood, then that game show that i don't remember, and now the miss USA beauty pagaent. can someone get rid of him please? thanks.

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