is it too early to freak out? and why am i such a little girl?

"certain motherfuckers think they can fuck with my shit, but you can't kill the ROOSTER. you might can fuck him up sometimes, but, bitch, nobody kills the motherfucking ROOSTER. you know what i'm saying?" -- david sedaris in me talk pretty one day

that is the funniest thing i've read in a while.