this is why i believe in karma.
i went to rite-aid to get some condoms (better ones) and some ky lubricating gel. i knew i should have gone elsewhere to get them, but i didn't. you see, i knew beforehand that susan, one of my sister's friend from high school, works at the pharmacy there. and i knew that there's a chance that she'll be there when i go pick the stuff up. but did i listen to my inner-voice? nope, i just wanted to get this over with.
so i went to rite-aid and inconspicuously walked up to the condom section. to my dismay, the condom section was right in front of the pharmacist section. and as i was looking at the condoms, i happened to look up and there she was.
let me tell you what i know about my sister's friend susan. she's a nice enough person, even though i don't know her that well. i did dance with her at my sister's wedding several years ago, and she told me i sucked at dancing. thanks very much. and one more thing, i used to cuss her out. well not just her, but pretty much all my sister's friend. i would tell them to go fuck themselves, blah, blah, blah. (i wasn't a very nice kid in junior high).
anyway, so there i was standing in front of the condom section and staring into the chubby face of susan, the pharmacist. so we struck up a conversation, and i pretended to be standing there to talk to her. all the while, i was trying to check out what condoms i should get. eventually, she asked me if i was seeing someone, and i said yeah, it's been about two weeks.
as the conversation progressed, i started to feel braver. i felt that i could possibly asked susan about what kinda condoms i should get. so as the conversation was dwindling down, i asked her to come over the counter. there was my mistake. ooh, it was painful, kinda like the nice rejection i got from christine niho back in college (that's another story).
she came across and realized that i wanted to ask her about birth control and gave me a nice lecture about safe sex, about how i'm a slut-ho for sleeping with deidra after having met her two weeks ago. it was one of the most painful thing i've ever encountered. but she ended up giving me everything that i needed and even had one of the ladies at the pharmacy station to ring me up.
overall, it was pretty embarrassing, but i think i'll be able to live through it. and the moral of this story?
buy things online.
i went to rite-aid to get some condoms (better ones) and some ky lubricating gel. i knew i should have gone elsewhere to get them, but i didn't. you see, i knew beforehand that susan, one of my sister's friend from high school, works at the pharmacy there. and i knew that there's a chance that she'll be there when i go pick the stuff up. but did i listen to my inner-voice? nope, i just wanted to get this over with.
so i went to rite-aid and inconspicuously walked up to the condom section. to my dismay, the condom section was right in front of the pharmacist section. and as i was looking at the condoms, i happened to look up and there she was.
let me tell you what i know about my sister's friend susan. she's a nice enough person, even though i don't know her that well. i did dance with her at my sister's wedding several years ago, and she told me i sucked at dancing. thanks very much. and one more thing, i used to cuss her out. well not just her, but pretty much all my sister's friend. i would tell them to go fuck themselves, blah, blah, blah. (i wasn't a very nice kid in junior high).
anyway, so there i was standing in front of the condom section and staring into the chubby face of susan, the pharmacist. so we struck up a conversation, and i pretended to be standing there to talk to her. all the while, i was trying to check out what condoms i should get. eventually, she asked me if i was seeing someone, and i said yeah, it's been about two weeks.
as the conversation progressed, i started to feel braver. i felt that i could possibly asked susan about what kinda condoms i should get. so as the conversation was dwindling down, i asked her to come over the counter. there was my mistake. ooh, it was painful, kinda like the nice rejection i got from christine niho back in college (that's another story).
she came across and realized that i wanted to ask her about birth control and gave me a nice lecture about safe sex, about how i'm a slut-ho for sleeping with deidra after having met her two weeks ago. it was one of the most painful thing i've ever encountered. but she ended up giving me everything that i needed and even had one of the ladies at the pharmacy station to ring me up.
overall, it was pretty embarrassing, but i think i'll be able to live through it. and the moral of this story?
buy things online.
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