good tidings.

sometimes i wish i could make up brilliant sayings on the fly. for example,

- like a midget at a urinal you're going to have to stay on your toes

and stuff by oscar wilde,

- work is the curse of the drinking classes of this country
- there is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about
- woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends up blocking his retreat