i was at work, doing my usual blog surfing, and the one i was reading happened to mention nutella.

i've heard of nutella. my old college roommate from hk swore by it. i've seen jars of nutella being sold in asian markets (surprisingly, not such much in american markets). i've even had a co-worker who brought a jar of this stuff to work.

but i've never had any of the dark, nutty spread. is my curiosity piqued? you bet your grandmother's sagging breasts i am. yet, i've never tasted the stuff, and to tell you the truth, i am just a bit apprehensive about doing so. why? the overwhelmingly positive comments made about it make me suspicious of ever tasting it. could something that is manufactured be that good, really? and if it is, do i dare to enter the world of nutella? could nutella be my angel dust?

"That chocolatey, hazel-nutty goo is so orgasmically good, it'll send your soul straight to hell." -- Jerry Falwell

granted, the above quote is highly inaccurate. but you get the idea. the point here is that i don't need anymore addictions; as if the cocaine-laced, carne asada beef at king taco isn't bad enough. i don't want to one day be eating nutella with my rice, or mixing it with my brothy noodles. the horror!

pray for me to be strong.