a new member of the axis of evil

In an article found today on cnn.com, the president was quoted having said,

"It's as if the entire Gulf Coast were obliterated by the worst kind of weapon you can imagine."

hours later, US troops were mobilized, as an all out assault on mother nature to find her weapons of mass destruction begins. bush condemns mother nature as part of the axis of evil and an enemy of freedom. he continues to say that he will do everything he can to ensure that those living under the tyranny of mother nature will be free of her destructive ways.

okay, the last part was made up. but with gwbush, anything is possible.